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sublimebeeessry:

timdrakeothy:

99fandomsandmarvelisone:

krispythinkings:

pearlmarley:

sherlockismyholmesboi:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

This whole post is GOLD

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Yea, if you’re an actor and you deliberately try to freak people out then you need to be aware it’s flight or FIGHT. There’s a chance that someone will run away screaming but someone could also square up and try to kick your creepy ass.

By deciding to be a creepy bastard you are accepting the possibility that you might end up getting hurt and I do not feel sorry for you.

But a quick reminder: if you go to a haunted house, DONT GO if you know you react to fear with violence. You’re paying to be scared by these actors; they’re doing their jobs. They don’t deserve to be punched for something you signed off on.

But if you’re an actor or prankster who’s picking targets who didn’t consent ahead of time, be warned, you might get punched.

Every discussion point on this post is gold

griffinmcelroyspisskink:

i wonder how many “hey guys are super hot no homo tho hahaha” type guys would identify as bisexual if male bisexuality was talked about more often and not like… ignored and forgotten about

fvace:

1 (𝓸𝓷𝓮) 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕙 𝕗𝕣𝕪

xeniawarriorprincesa:

twinklepowderysnow:

my brother is a little shit in minecraft

This is the most accurate portrayal of siblings on this goddam site

lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

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now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

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we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

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“penguin brothers forever”

whyjustwhy:

the one true straight ally

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chrisevansisbeautiful:

liamnicholson:

Hugh Laurie talks about Comicon fans.

THE BIG ENEMY IN THIS WORLD IS APATHY

God bless you, Sir

unlimitedtrashworks:

latining:

papi-chulo-bucky:

faedreamer:

plotqueen:

the-owl-faced-girl:

I just want to yell so many good things about Britney Spears. Look at this parenting right here; rather than just twist their arms and tell the ‘smile or no McFlurry on the drive home’ she’s checking if her little boys are comfortable with the cameras and attention and if not, no problem baby boy, you go chill. And I have no problem with her staying to get more pictures, especially not when her other adorable kid wants to.  I mean, it’s her job up to a point. And we all know for a fact she probably watched the film with both the little bugs in her lap anyway. 

Considering what she dealt with and went through in front of paps….god, I love her. 

people can say what they want about her supposed meltdown, but frankly, that entire ‘episode’ always made perfect sense to me. she and i are of an age, and no matter how young or old i was, i always understood perfectly why she did it, and thought it was utter bullshit that a court could order what they did, instead of reprimanding the many, many people that felt so entitled to her that they drove her to extremes just to get 5 seconds of peace.

and now seeing this kind of thing? she has just gotten more awesome.

i remember reading how she got herself a tutor so she could help her kids with their homework. not got THEM a tutor, but she got herself one because she wanted to be the one helping them. that’s a+++ parenting right there ok?

This makes me so happy :’)

She got a court order because she was, by her own admission, raising her kids like her mother raised her. The judge sent her to therapy and parenting classes to work out all of the horrible stage-mother bullshit she had to live through. I mean, she thought it was normal to give her kids cough syrup and whiskey so they’d sleep, because it’s what her mother gave her to knock her out when she got rowdy.

I think Britney is a great role model for adult abused children and is living proof that you are not trapped in the cycle of abuse.

The purest 90s kid experience is being so happy for Britney Spears in her new life

Anonymous:hot take of the day

straprights:

straprights:

“depression” and ”skinny” blogs have done more harm to children on this fucking piece of shit platform than 300000 gifs of anal fisting 

you know what i cant fucking leave it at that. im done sweeping this shit under the rug. we as a community need to stop sweeping this shit under the rug. we need to address this and we need to force @staff to address this because its honestly terrifying to me that at some point in our lives we were continuously exposed to content we had to fucking recover from and none of us talk about it. its like this huge part of tumblr no one wants to remember. but we have to. we have to. this,

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is a little taste of what children are scrolling through while @staff is busy flagging tits. this is what i consumed when i was thirteen. it desensitized me of pain and suffering to the point i was copying those behaviors. i was doing that shit to myself because it felt romantic and tragic and i was a lost kid looking for an identity. tumblr allowed me to build my entire identity around the idea of being sad and hating myself. its easy to make fun of or belittle this shit once you’ve outgrown it. but i am thinking of the tens of thousands of troubled kids that are going to be making tumblr accounts and looking for a community. we cannot let this be their community. we cannot let our young girls find “fasting tips” on this fucking website so they can starve themselves. @staff do something. if you truly give a fuck about your users, fucking do something. 

pangur-and-grim:

despazito:

hey quick question what the fuck is going on with mole arms

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who allowed this little man to exist

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bonerfart:

Black Mirror Season 4 episode list announced

1. Cor Blimey, What If Facebook Likes Were The Only Way To Earn a Quid

2. Me Bloody Computer Tried Ta Kill Me, What a Right Corker

3. There Is An App That Can Download You… Well Scary Innit Bruv

4. Me New Misses Is a Android And I Aint Bovvered

5. The Cheeky Gov'na Got A Pic Of Me Bollocks Through Me Webcam

greetingsprophet:

benverly:

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

if the gay character of a show looks like this its probably a really bad show

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bold of u to say glee is a bad show

glee is a bad show